TTB119: Taint Band-Aid

The Two Bobs episode 119 for Monday, January 13, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Widow Maker Black Ale from Keweenaw Brewing Co. Widow Maker Black Ale https://www.kbc.beer/our-brews * Robert enjoyed a Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/frangelic-mountain-brown/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll send a 76-year old hooker to your house. * Have you heard of the Krispy Kreme challenge? It’s where you run several miles while eating a dozen donuts. Everyone who finishes without vomiting or dying wins. http://krispykremechallenge.com/#intro * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you laugh, make you cry, and possibly give you a raging erection. * Rage over McDonald’s dipping sauce lands a woman in jail. Can’t say we’ve never been there! (Dipping sauce rage, not jail.) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/dipping-sauce-meltdown-412059 * A woman is arrested for trying to pass her dog’s piss off as her own. https://www.lex18.com/news/woman-arrested-after-trying-to-pass-of-dogs-urine-as-own * These dumbasses got busted for trying to cash a fake lottery ticket using super glue. https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525 * High school English teacher is charged with shitting on a park building several times a day for two years. https://madison.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/milton-teacher-admits-defecating-in-rural-whitewater-park-for-more/article_746265fe-565a-53d6-9b90-a72606a7fcb6.html * A 76-year old hooker announced her retirement after turning her 500,000th trick. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/a-page-turns-in-las-vegas-history-76-year-old-prostitute-retires-after-satisfying-her-500000th-client/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our