TTB145: Santa Has COVID

The Two Bobs episode 145 for Monday, December 21, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Holiday Ale from New Holland. https://untappd.com/b/new-holland-brewing-holiday-ale/4056988 * Robert slurped down a Velocirabbit IPA from Aslin Beer Co. https://www.aslinbeer.com/online-ordering/Velocirabbit-IPA-4-pack-p243831214 * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant woodland creatures in your Christmas tree. * It’s that time of the year you look forward to most: Not-so-secret Santa on The Two Bobs. Enjoy the fuck out of it! * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time Santa brought your mother a dick-in-a-box for Christmas but then you later found out it was just your dad in a suit. Of course, that’s when you found out there’s no such thing as Santa and that Dad only has one testicle. #holidaymemories * Florida woman found more than ornaments and lights in her Christmas tree. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/florida-woman-raccoon-christmas-tree-chaos-chandelier * Break the law and Santa will fuck you up. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/riverside-undercover-santa-tackles-thieves/2483392/ * Wisconsin isn’t known only for cheese and shitty football (not that Detroit can talk). https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/14/us/cannibal-sandwich-wisconsin-trnd/index.html * A woman falls in love, marries and procreates with a briefcase. Okay, the last part may not be accurate. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-24-who-sexually-attracted-23164716 * An Oregon couple was hospitalized after falling 2,500 feet while having sex in a hot air balloon.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/oregon-couple-hospitalized-after-falling-2500-feet-while-having-sex-in-a-hot-air-balloon/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow