TTB146: Meatball Assault

The Two Bobs episode 146 for Monday, January 11, 2021: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Stout with Vanilla & Chai Spices from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-reserve * Robert slurped down a CBS from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/cbs/ * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll tell the cops you have cocaine in your butt. * Welcome to 2021, fuckface! * We got a text from our buddy Tony at Take Too Podcast. Check out his awesome show at https://taketoopodcast.com * This week’s CRAZY NEWS has nothing to do with the shitshow in DC or the sociopathic idiot pumpkin that caused it. You’re welcome. * Florida man called 911 about his McDonald’s order and told the cops he had cocaine in his butt. https://abc-7.com/news/local/2021/01/07/naples-man-calls-911-about-mcdonalds-order-says-he-has-cocaine-in-his-butt/ * More crazy squirrel action. https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2020/12/29/squirrel-attacks-rego-park-queens/ * A Florida stripper being arrested on a DUI after refusing to take a breathalyzer did the only logical thing and tried to eat her shirt. https://www.ajc.com/news/weird-news/police-florida-stripper-arrested-for-dui-tries-eat-shirt/3BdUcKgJG9p4a8MSIHmGqN/ * There’s “getting wasted” and then there’s “getting so wasted that you have your name legally changed to Celine Dion.” This guy went for the latter. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/man-legally-changed-his-name-to-celine-dion-while-drunk-5638985005137920.html * If you’re new to The Villages, Florida, it’s basically a red-light district for geriatrics. One particular villager got lit on wine and assaulted someone with a plate of meatballs.https://www.villages-news.com/2021/01/04/wine-drinking-villager-arrested-after-allegedly-throwing-plate-of-meatballs/ * This little fucker sued his parents over false and misleading promises after not getting an XBOX for Christmas. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/12-year-old-successfully-sues-parents-over-false-and-misleading-promises-after-not-receiving-xbox-for-christmas/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: