TTB150: Pitchfork Home Invasion

The Two Bobs episode 150 for Monday, February 15, 2021: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Poet from New Holland. https://www.newhollandbrew.com/news-item/january-releases-preorder/ * Robert slurped down an Elbow Patches from Virginia Beer Co. https://www.virginiabeerco.com/yearround/elbowpatches * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your hair products with super glue. * THREE EPISODES IN A ROW! Holy shit! * Rob doesn’t know how to communicate with women. Or apparently his dermatologist. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is worse than shorting GameStop at the end of January. * “A burglar with a pitchfork walks into a house” isn’t just the start of bad joke. https://www.insidenova.com/headlines/partially-clothed-burglar-armed-with-pitchfork-breaks-into-stafford-home/article_ef38bd2a-6967-11eb-bdf7-1713fdacad0f.html * “You can fix anything with super glue” shouldn’t be taken literally. https://www.popularmechanics.com/home/a28172758/how-to-remove-super-glue/ * “I’m making a guitar out of my dead uncle” is a true sign that you’re talking to a serial killer. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/florida-man-turns-dead-uncles-skeleton-into-a-playable-guitar-says-his-uncle-would-be-smiling-up-from-hell-5685492689403904.html * “Is that a corpse or a snowman?” is something you never want to hear from a law enforcement officer. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9249487/Dutch-cops-investigating-murder-discover-victim-SNOWMAN.html * “I hope you like huge asses” is something you never want to hear from the surgeon who just gave your wife a boob job. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-wakes-up-boob-job-23473615 * “I prefer frosted urinal cakes” is a great indication that your janitor is broken. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/binge-eater-hospitalized-after-gobbling-up-more-than-30-lbs-of-urinal-deodorizers/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Like our Facebook Page * Check out our Instagram ...